Well HELLO there all you beautiful people!
Firstly, wherever you are in this vast and beautiful universe (whether it be Roma, Venezia, Firenze, Milano, Palermo, Cagliari, Brescia, Livorno, Viareggio, Mars, that newly-discovered moon, or anywhere else on planet Earth… if I skipped a few places, that is), I hope you’re in nothing but excellent health! Here’s a confession from a fellow Interista.
As it turns out, we already have a fantastic team. I’m going to sound like your local supermarket chain’s CEO, but I must admit… business jargon and phony tone aside, we’d love to have the chance to work with some of the brightest minds out there.
Say what you will, but Michael, Mahdi, Mezo (The Three Musketeers), TB, T. (Touble-T’s), and Christian have been sweating their pectoralis-major‘s off to get you the most reliable and up-to-date Inter news. I will leave myself off of that dream-team, glorious list as a penalty for all the heated emails and ad hominem comments I’ve been receiving for publishing yesterday’s article, but other than that… there are plenty of thingamajigs happening and not enough time to cover it all. As we grow, we find that we are understaffed and can only get to the most buzzing and essential news of the day. It’s true… we sort of filter from a large list of articles and curate the most important ones to get to.
What ends up happening is that we still don’t have that complete perspective that we can fulfill with an even higher and better coverage of the world of Internazionale. As a result, we have all turned to you. We’re reaching out and extending our hands to you to see if you are interested and appreciative to be part of this journey with us, the FedeNerazzurra staff. We stride to get/give the audience what they yearn the most through interdisciplinary means, to be precise. Go above and beyond the expectations. So, what does this entail for you? Well… you’d need to have a relatively cool skill-set for what may possibly be the best boutique of football club communities. Proper news. Proper stuff. Absolutely brilliant! Be tremendously fond of what the aims of FedeNerazzurra are. Nothing shy of a six-star coverage experience, with phenomenal, sub-zero articles that have psychopathic attention-to-detail! Perhaps this day will mark your adamance to take FedeNerazzurra to the next step! So… let’s follow our notion then, with sincerest of regards!
- Know how to write in English. This is THE most important skill for FN!
- Understanding Italiano or at least attempting to do so through language tools (via the likes of Google Translate, your grandmother’s Italiano Dizionario that’s gathering dust in the library).
- Must have commitment. I’m not talking… one or two articles a week. I am thinking at least 4-5 articles per day. That’s right. Don’t be like Sina!
Let’s answer the following questions to learn more about you so that we can pick out folks who are dedicated and passionate [insert your business jargon about efficiency and effectiveness, yada-yada here].
- When did you first become an Inter fan? At what point did you began labeling yourself an ‘Interista’? Why Inter?
- When is your favorite moment? The best memories…
- When was the absolute worst moment of Inter for you? The days to forget…
Bonus — In the same amount of characters that applies to the limits of Twitter, say something about Inter that you think is the hallmark & best phrase/sentence/number matrix/mathematical analysis/visual artwork in representing your love for the club. [Now, here's a challenge! Or even time for you to get creative here!]
Wrap everything up together in a 400-word paper like it’s your university thesis and you’re completing your Ph.D. dissertation and send it to us [at email@example.com] with love!
We need more writers. Definitely. And it’s an absolute must that you have the skills mentioned above.
Okay… now that we’re done with that, I wish you all a happy Monday and hope you have a sensational week ahead! We really look forward to hearing from you. I’m super psyched and excited already… w00t!